Humor Quote by Chelsea Fine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Are you okay? You seem ...soggy.”

“Before he knew he was immortal. Before life was no longer fragile. Those were the days when life truly meant something.”

“Scarlet watched a leaf fall to the ground, lying dead amoung the other leaves on the forest floor. "A brief life seems pointless.”

“Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.”

“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”

“I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.”

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”

“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

“i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i?”