Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The Princess Andromeda?”

“One false step, and you’ll fall all the way to Tartarus—and believe me, unlike the Doors of Death, this would be a one-way trip, a very hard fall! I will”

“Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris.”

“Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.”

“[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.”

“He understood how dangerous oaths could be. But Leo didn't care.”

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.”

“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”

“Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.”

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.”

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

“Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.”