Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.Phyllis DillerTheWorldMotivation.comTry New ThemeDownloadSharePin ItCopied to clipboard!“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
“A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.”Phyllis DillerApplause
“I believe the wedding vows are sacred and precious, and it's been one of my goals as a writer to portray the kind of marriages I've seen modeled in my family - my parents and grandparents, who all celebrated fifty-year anniversaries and well-beyond.”Deborah RaneyWedding
“I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.”
“If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.”Phyllis DillerBaseball
“The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.”Phyllis DillerWomen
“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”Helen RowlandWedding
“Recently, I was preparing to sing Springsteen's 'If I Should Fall Behind' for a wedding and was unable to get through it without tears. My wife handed me 'Love You Forever.' I read it. I cried. But that cry somehow cured me of crying while singing the song. Go figure.”Clyde EdgertonWedding