“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.” — Phyllis Diller Quote

“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.”

“A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.”

“You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.”

“I always envisioned myself having a traditional and elegant wedding.”

“I believe the wedding vows are sacred and precious, and it's been one of my goals as a writer to portray the kind of marriages I've seen modeled in my family - my parents and grandparents, who all celebrated fifty-year anniversaries and well-beyond.”

“I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.”