Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Piece of Heaven?”

“I wished the kiss could have gone on forever. Breaking the embrace, he ran a few fingers through my hair and down my cheek. He stepped back toward the door.”

“Why on earth would you buy a car like this if you can't drive a stick? There are dozens of cars--new cars--that have automatic transmission. It'd be a million times easier.”

“Sex had been amazing, but it wasn't a magical cure for everything. Damn. Somewhere along the way, I'd picked up common sense.”

“Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.”

“Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get.”

“Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.”

“I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Griggs." Anson Choi feigns surprise. "What's her name?”

“A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.”

“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.'”

“When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.”

“Come to think of it, she did not speak a word. Yet I could have sworn she had the most beautiful voice.”