Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? The urge for destruction. The urge to hurt, maim, kill.”

“Plans are invitation to disappointment.”

“Where are you going?”

“You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last”

“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”

“The fact is that we have no way of knowing if the person who we”

“Who are you?" he asked.”

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”

“The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and found herself dangling at the end of the cord, about five feet above Jace. He was grinning.”

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”

“Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," she snarled when she finally dropped the luggage to the floor. "How can one man have so much conditioner?”

“Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.”