Humor Quote by Tahereh Mafi — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I know I'm petty and I don't care.”

“His hands are holding my cheeks, and he pulls back just to look me in the eye and his chest is heaving and he says, "I think," he says, "my heart is going to explode," and I wish, more than ever, that I knew how to capture moments like these and revisit them forever.”

“Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?”

“So much of it was like seeing myself on paper,” he whispers. “Like reading all the things I never knew how to say.”

“You must not resist life when it becomes inconvenient to live. You cannot outrun fear. You should not ignore pain. You will not outlive death.”

“I'm having a panic attack, you inconsiderate ass.”

“So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die.”

“I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend.”

“Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.”

“I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Griggs." Anson Choi feigns surprise. "What's her name?”

“What's this about?”

“Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.”