Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!”

“If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship.”

“When in doubt, choose to live.”

“This book was written using 100% recycled words.”

“People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the laundry?" "How do you spell surreptitious?" and, on a regular basis, "Do you have a book I remember reading once? It had a red cover and it turned out they were twins.”

“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.”

“I didn't do anyting wrong. All I know is I saw two people struggling to get inside these walls and they [Minho and Alby] couldn't make it. To ignore that because of some stupid rule seemed selfish, cowardly, and... well, stupid. If you want to throw me in jail for trying to save someone's [Alby] life, then go ahead. Next time I promise I'll point at them and laugh, then go eat some of Frypan's dinner. -Thomas”

“Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...”

“Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.”

“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”

“No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”