Humor Quote by Tahereh Mafi — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“His hands are holding my cheeks, and he pulls back just to look me in the eye and his chest is heaving and he says, "I think," he says, "my heart is going to explode," and I wish, more than ever, that I knew how to capture moments like these and revisit them forever.”

“Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?”

“It is only in the desperate seconds before death that we realize the windows against which we broke our bodies were only mirror, all along.”

“Hate looks like everybody else until it smiles”

“Kenji has a hand pressed to his mouth, desperately trying to suppress a smile. He’s shaking his head, holding up a hand in apology. And then he breaks, laughing out loud, snorting as he tries to muffle the sound. “I’m sorry,” he says, pressing his lips together, shaking his head again. “This is not a funny moment. It’s not. I’m not laughing”

“You must not resist life when it becomes inconvenient to live. You cannot outrun fear. You should not ignore pain. You will not outlive death.”

“I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”

“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”

“He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.”

“MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.”

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask?”