Humor Quote by Audrey Hepburn — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“don't sit down and wait for the opportunities to come. get up and make them.”

“I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles”

“The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters.”

“I hate girls that giggle all the time...”

“My life isn’t theories and formulae. It’s part instinct, part common sense. Logic is as good a word as any, and I’ve absorbed what logic I have from everything and everyone… from my mother, from training as a ballet dancer, from Vogue magazine, from the laws of life and health and nature.”

“And...I think that's what life is all about, actually,”

“I have to return some videotapes”

“Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.”

“You must have been going very fast.”

“People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.”

“Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”

“Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut and drink 'em both up--whoa, long faces. What am I interrupting?”