Humor Quote by Bret Easton Ellis — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire - meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead.”

“what's right? If you want something, you have the right to take it. If you want to do something, you have the right to do it.”

“If you're worried about safety, you might like to follow my example and put on that seat belt.”

“It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much, doing nothing, really doing nothing.”

“I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler.”

“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.”

“She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed.”

“I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors.”