Humor Quote by Julia Quinn — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“How do you feel?” she asked, trying to fluff his pillow. “Other than terrible, I mean.”

“Sometimes Hen...I think I would give my life just for one of your smiles.”

“It was juvenile, he knew, this need to assign blame, but everyone had a right to childish emotions from time to time, didn't they?”

“I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done'" Henry said in a tired voice.”

“If he was planning to attack and ravish, he gave no indication of being in a hurry to do so.”

“If you do not apologize to Lady Honoria,” Marcus said, his voice so mild as to be terrifying, “I will kill you.”

“Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.”

“Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.”

“That caravan looks as if it’s all Vorin. Also, you look a little spindly for a Horneater.”

“You’re not as sexy as I think you are.” She squinted. Wait. That hadn’t come out right.”

“Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.”

“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”