Philosophy Quote by Woody Allen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

“I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”

“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”

“Skepticism is thus a resting-place for human reason, where it can reflect upon its dogmatic wanderings and make survey of the region in which it finds itself, so that for the future it may be able to choose its path with more certainty. But it is no dwelling-place for permanent settlement. Such can be obtained only through perfect certainty in our knowledge, alike of the objects themselves and of the limits within which all our knowledge of objects is enclosed.”

“Treaty with Tripoli, Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion;”

“The most hated sort, and with the greatest reason, is usury, which makes a gain out of money itself, and not from the natural object of it. For money was intended to be used in exchange, but not to increase at interest. And this term interest, which means the birth of money from money, is applied to the breeding of money because the offspring resembles the parent. Wherefore of all modes of getting wealth this is the most unnatural.”

“This inhuman place makes human monsters.”

“If disaster, so be it, they said to themselves. There was nothing to be done except what could be done. The rest -- like the salt water around them, which swallowed the snow without effort, remaining what it was implacably -- was out of their hands, beyond.”