Humor Quote by Woody Allen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“To you, I'm an atheist.”

“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”

“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.”

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”

“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”

“If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.”

“Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry.”

“It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.”

“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?”

“When did you become a woman?"-Hatori”

“Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin.”