“Of course, the idea that a robot can have a sexual identity is kind of...” — Randy Pitchford Quote

“Of course, the idea that a robot can have a sexual identity is kind of an absurd one.”

“I think it's safe to say that 'Half-Life' was influenced by every first person action game that preceded it.”

“I'm in the business to make games - I love entertaining people.”

“I find it hard to take rock groups very seriously or treat them with respect. There is something absurd about these gloomy young men getting together and banging away.”

“A long time ago, a sports reporter wrote that I wasn't strong in the free-skate, that I was more of a short-program skater. And that bothered me because I work so hard every day just for a person to judge me on a couple of bad skates and deem me a bad free skater. That's absurd!”

“Life is full of ironies and absurdities.”