Best Absurd Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“Robot Boy”

“Voodoo Girl”

“BERENGER: And you consider all this natural?”

“God is the supreme uncreated light of which Wisdom is born, but there was never a time when God's Wisdom did not exist.”

“Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.”

“Dieu n'est pas utilitaire. Dieu est un cadeau de fête, un don gratuit, un lingot de platine, une image artistique, une friandise légère. Dieu est en plus. Il n'est ni pour ni contre. C'est du rabiot !”

“Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them”

“The absurd does not liberate; it binds. It does not authorize all actions. "Everything is permitted" does not mean that nothing is forbidden.”

“Absurdity is one of the most human things about us: a manifestation of our most advanced and interesting characteristics.”

“Absurdity is the ecstasy of intellectualism.”

“To stay or to go, it amounted to the same thing.”

“If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.”

“Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers.”

“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.”

“Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.”

“Everything not forbidden is compulsory”

“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.”

“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.”

“To you, I'm an atheist.”