I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
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“I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.”
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“I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.”
“If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.”
“You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.”
“Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.”
“I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.”
“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.”
More Addicted Quotes
“I'm addicted to picking my nose. In a world of red tape and bureaucracy, where it takes forever to buy a house or get a cell-phone plan going, it's so instant to just stick your finger up there and go for something your own body produces.”
“Actually, I'm addicted to science fiction. Let me make my diction clear - I love sci-fi.”
“When I decided to see what Nascar was all about in 2005, it was an intellectual project, the same reason I went to the shooting range on West 20th Street and tried shooting a rifle at paper targets. I was addicted to both things instantly.”
“I don't really watch all that much television, I have to say, because I'm so intimidated by how many channels there are. I really cannot find my way back to anything. But I'm compulsively addicted to '24.' I love that show.”
“Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better term, become addicted to the grief because it has kept them connected to these guys that they felt responsible for having lost.”