“I'm addicted to chocolate chip cookies. I mean that seriously. If ther...” — Hasan Minhaj Quote

I'm addicted to chocolate chip cookies. I mean that seriously. If there are chocolate chip cookies, I will devour them.

I think perspective is a necessary, amazing thing.

A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing I can do that has nothing to do with numbers is tell you my personal experience.

Political culture has become popular culture.

Everything isn't breaking news. You can't go to DEFCON One just because Sanjay Gupta found a new moisturizer.

To address the open question of whether we are addicted to technological devices and platforms, Congress must understand the current scientific consensus, potential gaps in research, and the best way to build a body of evidence that can inform effective policymaking.

You can become addicted to taking as many pages of the tabloids out as possible. Maybe it was just a competition I made up in my own head, but I feel like 2007 was about these big names trying to get the most covers, the most pages printed.

I am addicted to research, let's say.

When I was seven, I was allowed to be an extra in 'Parenthood,' which was amazing. But then I kind of got addicted to it, and my parents didn't want me to want to act. They felt that would be putting your kid in an adult world.