“I wanted to be famous. It's embarrassing to admit, but I came out to L...” — Chelsea Handler Quote

“I wanted to be famous. It's embarrassing to admit, but I came out to L.A. thinking it would happen in no time. I thought, 'Once they see me, they'll be so glad I came.' I always had a ridiculous amount of self-confidence about what was going to happen to me.”

“Some men are just disgusted with me and think I should have my mouth sewn shut.”

“I like to celebrate my life. I have a life that I'm really lucky to have, and so I want to make sure every minute counts and that I go on great vacations and I share my memories with people that I love and that will make me laugh and lalalalalala.”

“My favorite question is 'Why?' I think it can be really helpful - I also think it can be annoying to people at times; I'll admit that. But I really do try to understand why are we approaching it this way, does it makes sense, is this the right answer, why is it the right answer, are there other paths to getting there, could those be better.”

“When you make mistakes, when you're wrong, you should admit you're wrong and ask people to forgive you.”

“We shall act with good intentions, but at times we will be wrong. When we are, let us admit it and try to right the situation.”