“Everywhere I go, people ask me about Jennifer Aniston's wedding. Every...” — Chelsea Handler Quote

“Everywhere I go, people ask me about Jennifer Aniston's wedding. Everywhere I go. I always say to her, I'm like, 'Being friends with you is a burden. You think it's hard to be friends with me?'”

“I cannot be Mary Hart - or even worse, Samantha Harris - and stand there with my hip out talking about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes taking Suri to an art museum without making fun of it.”

“If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can't bear to talk about her on the weekends.”

“I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour.”

“My wedding won't be a hush-hush affair. When I get married, everyone will get to know about it... there'll be nothing speculative about my wedding.”

“It is sweet that people want to know everything about my wedding, but they should also respect my privacy.”