“I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts ...” — Joan Rivers Quote

“I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.”

“Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.”

“Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.”

“Jews are the intensive form of any nationality whose language and customs they adopt.”

“I mean, if someone wants to buy a dog that's their business, but I would definitely say adopt, don't shop.”

“We're simple-minded, the team at Hulu, which is, we think if we can obsess over quality and build a better mousetrap, that good things will happen. Users will adopt the service, advertisers will see great value in it, and that's what we're seeing.”