“Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affec...” — Patton Oswalt Quote

“Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affected by them. 'Cause it's just entertainment, and it's just weird, like, 'Well, we've got to show the world that we're strong.' No we don't. And by the way, that has nothing to do with you. Why are you equating yourself with that... you know what I mean?”

“In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.”

“We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act like they're seventeen. You know, it's great to be young. Be young. By all means, be young. But always remember that youth is also kinda dumb, and doesn't know a lot yet.”

“Well, I think I was always sort of reflecting where I was and my sense of surroundings and ecology, urban or country, or foreign, living in Europe, very affected by all of that.”

“No one was affected by the brutality and the terrorism of Qassem Soleimani more than the Iranian people themselves.”

“Between the summer of 2015 and spring 2016, Austria became one of the European countries most affected by the migration and refugee crisis.”