“I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd d...” — Paula Poundstone Quote

“I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.”

“I love talking to the audience, and I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I always land something or somebody that just takes off.”

“I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.”

“I make a lot of money. I can take a pay cut. All my friends are taking pay cuts that are in the unions, that are - that are farming in Alabama or whatever it is. I can surely take a pay cut, too, not cutting down my show or - or the people that work for me, I can take a pay cut.”

“I'm from Tuscaloosa, and I just grew up with Alabama football just being a part of my everyday life. I drove by campus every other day as a child. 'Roll Tide' was an everyday thing to say.”

“It is my belief CAFTA will be beneficial for Alabama and the United States as a whole.”