“Zoroastrians believe in one Great Almighty Spirit of Good who is in co...” — Garrison Keillor Quote

“Zoroastrians believe in one Great Almighty Spirit of Good who is in combat against evil forces, and Goodness prevails in the end. There is no self-flagellation or staring at the sun or snake-handling.”

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

“I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.”

“Job was astonished at seeing Almighty God so intent on doing good to us that He seems to have nothing more at heart than to love us and to induce us to love Him in return.”

“God almighty made women and the Rockefeller gang of thieves made the ladies.”

“I believe in God, Almighty. I'm a Christian.”