“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunder...” — Garrison Keillor Quote

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

“Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.”

“It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.”

“Aye aye, I'm not one of these people that hate Christmas. Some people think it's all fake, but I like that kind of thing. It's like Las Vegas. I know this isnae really the Eiffel Tower and that isnae really the Statue of Liberty, but it's just a bit of fun.”

“I have a good house for hosting, so we had the barbecues, and some of the guys over for Thanksgiving, even Christmas.”

“If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, 'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie.'”