Best Jokes Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.”

“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.”

“Sooner or later, all talk among foreigners in Pyongyang turns to one imponderable subject. Do the locals really believe what they are told, and do they truly revere Fat Man and Little Boy? I have been a visiting writer in several authoritarian and totalitarian states, and usually the question answers itself. Someone in a café makes an offhand remark. A piece of ironic graffiti is scrawled in the men's room. Some group at the university issues some improvised leaflet. The glacier begins to melt; a joke makes the rounds and the apparently immovable regime suddenly looks vulnerable and absurd. But it's almost impossible to convey the extent to which North Korea just isn't like that. South Koreans who met with long-lost family members after the June rapprochement were thunderstruck at the way their shabby and thin northern relatives extolled Fat Man and Little Boy. Of course, they had been handpicked, but they stuck to their line.”

“Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But have you heard the one about the baker's wife?”

“Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.”

“Забелязвам, че колкото по-здраво работя, толкова по-голям късмет имам.”

“A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.”

“Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?'”

“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”