“Listen, Anderson Silva's fought everybody. It's not like he's ducking ...” — Dan Henderson Quote

“Listen, Anderson Silva's fought everybody. It's not like he's ducking fights.”

“I've got a sweet tooth so I like a lot of different junk foods and candies, but I don't eat them a lot.”

“I've gotten smarter with my training through the years.”

“A lot of people want Trump to be impeached. I do not. Because just when you think Trump is awful, you remember Mike Pence. Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't gay.”

“I'm topical as hell. That's not going to change if I lose weight. There are a lot of comics that do 'fat jokes' better than I do - Louie Anderson, John Pinette, Gabriel Iglesias. These guys are phenomenal.”

“Robert de Niro has always been fascinating to me. And if John Cazale were still alive, that would be a man I'd love to work with. I'm a big fan of Paul Thomas Anderson's films - I would be honored to work with him. I think he's a brilliant director, and he gets such compelling stories out of his actors and out of his crew.”