I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
“I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.”
— Jim Gaffigan · Animals
The World Motivation
I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
“I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.”
— Jim Gaffigan · Animals
I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.
I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up.
Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.
As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.
Certainly it is wrong to be cruel to animals and the destruction of a whole species can be a great evil. The capacity for feelings of pleasure and pain and for the form of life of which animals are capable clearly impose duties of compassion and humanity in their case.
In my life outdoors, I've observed that animals of almost any variety will stand in a windy place rather than in a protected, windless area infested with biting insects. They would rather be annoyed by the wind than bitten.
Everyone has a different opinion; every country has a different way of doing things. But I do believe that we need a regulatory body so that everyone who owns or manages wildlife is subject to inspection and rated on how well they look after the animals and how the communities benefit.
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.