“Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a ba...” — Johnny Carson Quote

“Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.”

“I was going to hang it up on the twenty-fifth year of this show. I don't know why. Maybe twenty-five years is enough. And I found out that I was having so much fun doing the show that we decided to stick around for a while.”

“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”

“Anytime you mention Jesus or faith, people are turned off. I think it scares a lot of people.”

“I sing some songs but don't expect me to release an album anytime soon.”

“Anytime you're a defensive player and your eyes aren't on your key, you're going to have an issue.”