“Truthfully, I don't like the binge-watching model. I think that if you...” — Timothy Simons Quote

“Truthfully, I don't like the binge-watching model. I think that if you give everybody everything all at once, there's very much a law of diminishing returns as far as their enjoyment of them.”

“I've done a pretty good job of curating a Twitter feed that doesn't make me hate the world.”

“I think I was a behavior problem, mostly, but in a fun way. I tried to tell jokes. I was the middle kid, so I was always looking for attention and trying to be the one that equalized everything.”

“In the Roman commonwealth, even on the conversion of the monarchy into a republic, the old was as far as possible retained.”

“Digital has obviously changed things a lot, but not all for the better as far as I'm concerned. Of course it's much more convenient and you're getting instant results, but to me it just lacks the finesse of a roll of film and it has a slightly superimposed feel.”

“As far as my sketches, I've always loved 'What's Up With That.' It's just a whole lot of fun, and I love 'Black Jeopardy,' too. Any kind of host capacity, I'm usually pretty good at.”