“If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another k...” — Todd Barry Quote

“If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.”

“I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.”

“I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.”

“That's what 'Star Trek' was: We don't know how to make an ideal society, but we're going to portray that, and then we're going to work backward. I think that's why science fiction - despite the dystopian parts - comes out of this super ideal that, eventually, we will get to some better place where we actually live up to our ideals.”

“I had my pants backward, cut a hole in my baseball cap, stuck my ponytail through it . I wanted to be the third member of Kris Kross.”

“It's also not unusual for writers to look backward. Because that's your pool of resources.”