“As soon as I go into a dark subject, like discussing the people I've l...” — Bob Saget Quote

“As soon as I go into a dark subject, like discussing the people I've loved and lost, I off-road into absurdist comedy perversion. It's both a means of protection and a kind of denial, a blessing and a curse. Wait, it's not a blessing at all. I guess it would be a bad habit and a curse.”

“I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.”

“Unless cameras were rolling, I was pretty much not Danny Tanner.”

“Sometimes when you've had a long series of disappointing things happen, you can get into the very bad habit of just expecting more of what you've already had.”

“My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth.”

“We have a bad habit of not being able to do things cheap.”