“I really love standup because it's something that I've been literally ...” — Bob Saget Quote

“I really love standup because it's something that I've been literally doing for 40 years, which means I'm a thousand years old.”

“I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.”

“I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.”

“I really love standup, and I really love writing standup.”

“The thing that's gotten me everywhere in my standup is talking about my family. I started doing it back in high school. I don't think our society looks at marriage and family enough. I think we've gone off course.”

“Unlike 'Deal or No Deal,' which is for the entire family, my standup is not for the entire family.”