“Most people think I'm from New York or something. I was, like, 70 poun...” — Jay Pharoah Quote

“Most people think I'm from New York or something. I was, like, 70 pounds heavier than what I am, and I didn't get no girls... I was definitely more on the deep fried crab than I was on the baked chicken side.”

“My mom always tells me, 'You need to take a week for yourself and just chill,' but I don't, man. If you want to be successful, I don't think you should take a day off.”

“I met Kanye. I'm starstruck, man, but I stayed away from that guy. I didn't want him to go on a rant, go off on me. He did it at his wedding.”

“I had people think I was brilliant, then 'Half Baked' bricked. They literally look at me like a homeless person.”

“Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.”

“I eat leftover caviar by hand, with baked potato, like peasants.”