“I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought the...” — Karl Pilkington Quote

“I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.”

“I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.”

“I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.”

“I'm interested in people's darker side, the ones that aren't easy and well balanced. The cracks.”

“No one in the modern history of this country, no president, has done more to move toward a balanced budget than has President Bill Clinton.”

“We believe that economic globalisation should be more open, inclusive, equitable, and balanced for mutual benefits.”