“My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a v...” — Dane Cook Quote

“My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically.”

“I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.”

“I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.”

“I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It's very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta.”

“I can't sing, but I'll sing over this chord progression, like, over and over, for however long it takes - sometimes it's, like, two minutes, sometimes it's 20 minutes - until I've found like a hook or something that I'm really happy with. And then, basically, it just like that's my melody, and that's where I start from.”