“You know how Bed Bath & Beyond sells those white noise machines that h...” — Jessi Klein Quote

“You know how Bed Bath & Beyond sells those white noise machines that help you sleep? And they usually make ocean noises? I want one that's just David Gergen gently muttering about the economy.”

“I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.”

“Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a lawyer.”

“As a child, I always wanted to be the last one to take a bath because I knew I could close the door and spend hours just having my bath and singing.”

“Bath was dusty and a little shabby when we moved here. It did look its age and you felt its history in its streets and buildings and little alleyways. The sense of the past was palpable. There were some bad modern buildings but there was a patina of age.”

“Living with my grandmother in Bath, I sort of thought I was living in the 19th century. My grandmother was someone who, in a way, was rather defiantly trying to live a pre-World War I existence.”