“I have three lines in 'The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3' about having to go ...” — Jason Butler Harner Quote

“I have three lines in 'The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3' about having to go to the bathroom, and it's the most money I ever made.”

“But I was a sensitive kid. A funny kid, and a perceptive one. There was a lot of time spent alone.”

“When I did 'The Green' with Cheyenne Jackson, I was the lead of a film for the first time. That was really fun; I hadn't dug in to a part like that before.”

“Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.”

“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”

“The body is sort of a pain. It has to go to the bathroom. It has to be comfortable. But the spirit is indestructible. It can move at the speed of light.”