“Calling Batman 'the Dark Knight' is like calling Papa Smurf 'the Blue ...” — Charlie Brooker Quote

“Calling Batman 'the Dark Knight' is like calling Papa Smurf 'the Blue Patriarch':you're not fooling anyone.”

“The entire economy relies on the suspension of disbelief. So does a fairy story or an animated cartoon. This means that no matter how soberly the financial experts dress, no matter how dry their language, the economy they worship can only ever be as plausible as an episode of 'SpongeBob SquarePants.'”

“We don't sit down and look at the news pages and think, 'How could we do an episode about that?'”

“I had Batman stuff all over my house growing up.”

“If you ever want to get the facts straight about me or the Batman, please write to the original source, myself, for the truth, instead of second guessing.”

“I am such a big fan of Batman.”