“I've never lost that freelance mentality. You can't take a holiday bec...” — Charlie Brooker Quote

“I've never lost that freelance mentality. You can't take a holiday because you're worried the work will dry up.”

“What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes you seem like a shallow, awful clown to any bystanders in the humdrum physical space you're posing in.”

“All Pixar movies are heartbreaking, aren't they?”

“You have to eat oatmeal or you'll dry up. Anybody knows that.”

“I didn't want to work on dry, old plays written by the dry, old dead.”

“A travel-size dry shampoo is the answer to many problems.”