“If you feel more emotion looking at a picture of queuing lorries than ...” — Frankie Boyle Quote

“If you feel more emotion looking at a picture of queuing lorries than a picture of desperate humans living in a lay-by, you need to check your bedtime routine for someone beating you round the head with a meat tenderiser.”

“I have no real enemies in comedy, but there are a couple of people who I'd laugh about if I heard that their legs had fallen off.”

“Trump's one liberal policy seems to be his desire to pump more funding into mental health - which I've taken the liberty of interpreting as a massive cry for help.”

“Then again, my case was all about the misappropriation of source code because I wanted to become the best hacker in the world and I enjoyed beating the security mechanisms.”

“I talk to my god every day and he's completely fine with me beating the hell out of people.”

“At the end of the day, leaving WrestleMania, having my hand raised, beating Brock Lesnar... I'd say it was a pretty successful tenure.”