“I'm truly a believer that Satan was behind everything that happened in...” — Eddie Griffin Quote

“I'm truly a believer that Satan was behind everything that happened in that White House, and now, the Republican party. Anything that is good for the people, they're against it.”

“If there are things that are off limits, why would you do standup?”

“I have the idea of cool, but at the end of the day, I'm a pushover.”

“Doing something because God has said to do it does not make a person moral: it merely tells us that person is a prudential believer, akin to the person who obeys the command of an all-powerful secular king.”

“I am a firm believer that if you can explain it to a kid, you're on the right track.”

“Oh, I'm a great believer in the power of the pause. Radio is a bit brasher now. My style was slower. I just used to go in, open the microphone and say the first thing that came into my head.”