“I've seen so many people in this business that made a fortune. They ge...” — Jimmy Dean Quote

“I've seen so many people in this business that made a fortune. They get old and broke and can't make any money. I tell you something... no one's going to play a benefit for Jimmy Dean.”

“You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.”

“God is bigger than people think.”

“There is almost no topic that can't benefit from being talked about in a humorous way.”

“If taking one-self seriously as a woman means committing to a life of grooming, pumicing, pruning and polishing one's exterior for the benefit of onlookers, then I may as well leave my unwieldy rucksack to the top of a bleak Scottish hill and make my home there under a stone, where I'll fashion shoes out of mud and clothes out of leaves.”

“The inquiry constantly is what will please, not what will benefit the people. In such a government there can be nothing but temporary expedient, fickleness, and folly.”