“There is almost no topic that can't benefit from being talked about in...” — Rachel Parris Quote

“There is almost no topic that can't benefit from being talked about in a humorous way.”

“There's a very delicate but important contract that a Royal has with the British public and it's this: Most people don't mind paying for the Royals as long as those Royals live a miserable, thwarted existence full of horrible compromise.”

“Determined cheerfulness is something I happen to do very well.”

“People don't remember each tree in a park but all of us benefit from the trees. And in a way, artists are like trees in a park.”

“I've seen so many people in this business that made a fortune. They get old and broke and can't make any money. I tell you something... no one's going to play a benefit for Jimmy Dean.”

“I play loud onstage for my own benefit as I like. But I'm not too fond of the P.A. either.”