“Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a rob...” — P. J. O'Rourke Quote

“Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances.”

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.”

“Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of the crockery that his wife had thrown at him for painting broken pieces of crockery instead of painting the bathroom and hall.”

“You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there.”

“I get advice from all the producers who have come out of Memphis. They just give me advice on the business side, because that's most important besides the actual music. Just staying at a point I know I can't mess myself up. I just got to be put up on game about it. Drumma Boy and Memphis Track Boy taught me a lot.”

“I have nothing in my life besides my work. I am obsessed with it. I leave my house only when I'm forced to.”