“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on pe...” — W. C. Fields Quote

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”

“Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.”

“I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”

“Can you make fancy patterns of water that actually have some computation power? I'm betting that fluids are complex enough to do this.”

“On the golf course, playing cards, running to the casinos, betting on college and pro football, it keeps spilling over to the next step, the next step, the next step. I basically started giving people information that I was receiving in the locker room, injury reports.”

“Sports betting is all about money management, so the most money won on one event is not the most important thing.”