“I understand why offices need to have office parties. I understand why...” — Drew Goddard Quote

“I understand why offices need to have office parties. I understand why offices need to have betting pools. No matter what the job, you need things to foster camaraderie and let off steam.”

“A movie that's about other horror movies isn't interesting. A movie about who we are, is.”

“This is what I do for fun - brainstorm about monsters!”

“I remember playing in Union City, and we had crap games after we finished playing at night. We would go next door to the cab stand where they were playing gin rummy and betting $1,000 a hand.”

“I'm betting 100,000 that I'm the fastest man on the planet.”

“Don't try to make a big bluff on the turn with a drawing hand. With only one card to come, even a big draw is an underdog against a made hand. Keep the betting small.”