“I was very entertained by Betty Grable and Judy Garland.” — Carol Burnett Quote

“I was very entertained by Betty Grable and Judy Garland.”

“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.”

“Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.”

“Many of my 20- and 30-something peers struggle with student loan debt and high rent, and more than once, I've erupted in laughter at the idea that I will collect any Social Security in my Betty White years.”

“Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.”

“There's a studio formula of making a movie that Betty White fans and Ice Cube fans are going to love, so it's a really broad brush.”