“We're separated, and I regret to say that we just don't seem to hit it...” — Jackie Coogan Quote

“We're separated, and I regret to say that we just don't seem to hit it off. I don't know what Betty's plans are. Perhaps she plans a divorce. As far as I am concerned, that doesn't fit in with my scheme of things.”

“I do my acting job and then get out on the golf course as quickly as I can.”

“Chaplin himself was the greatest scene stealer of all time. No matter what was happening Charlie could draw attention to himself - if he wanted to.”

“When I read the 'Ugly Betty' pilot, I thought, 'Oh, this part's funny.' I said to my husband, 'I'm going to get it!' But based on what? All my exquisite comedic work in a Nike commercial?”

“I'm so sick of Betty White.”

“Most female characters have either been the temptress - like a Betty Boop type - or the victim - like an Olive Oil type.”