“When I was wee, in the middle of the summer, the big field behind the ...” — Limmy Quote

“When I was wee, in the middle of the summer, the big field behind the shops would be filled with dry grass and I'd get a box of matches. You chuck one match on that and the whole thing goes up in flames. Twitter's a bit like that. You can just say one thing and it explodes from there.”

“I've never cooked a great meal.”

“Going to the doctors - for me that was quite brave, taking that first step. That was a bit scary, saying that I wanted to go on anti-depressants.”

“I think people forget that it doesn't take a big donation to help someone, just a lot of little donations.”

“The big dramas that fascinate me are the quiet ones that happen behind closed doors in so-called ordinary families.”

“I will say this: I think 'Big Brother' is the biggest snooze known to mankind.”