“Aye aye, I'm not one of these people that hate Christmas. Some people ...” — Limmy Quote

“Aye aye, I'm not one of these people that hate Christmas. Some people think it's all fake, but I like that kind of thing. It's like Las Vegas. I know this isnae really the Eiffel Tower and that isnae really the Statue of Liberty, but it's just a bit of fun.”

“Going to a pub when you're not drinking is pretty boring.”

“When I was wee, in the middle of the summer, the big field behind the shops would be filled with dry grass and I'd get a box of matches. You chuck one match on that and the whole thing goes up in flames. Twitter's a bit like that. You can just say one thing and it explodes from there.”

“Christmas is a great time to recommit to each other and our communities.”

“Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left.”

“I have so many great memories of Christmas because we're always spending it with the family.”